Writing Distractions

All the novels I've read lately that I've loved have been written by men. 

Forgot to check starting word count. 

Stuck, again.

Don't know what to change,

but don't like this section.  

                    Oh, got an itch. Ouch, my neck hurts.  

Wish I could have a beer.                   I'm going to really miss beer.    

                                                                Am I cold enough to put on this flannel shirt I have here?

Ah that feels better. Guess I was cold.  

 

Now I have to use the bathroom.  Ok, done.

  Something hot to drink would be nice. Should I make tea?                                                                  

Oh, yay, there's a little coffee left! 

Gotta remember to blog about the sparkling water and grapefruit juice thing.  I wonder what's online about the various benefits of grapefruit juice.  I do like grapefruit juice.  Hm, not much really online. Oh, what IS the grapefruit diet anyway?  WebMD says it causes cancer, I bet. HAHA. I made a funny.  

What a dumb diet, the grapefruit diet. 

I wonder if I put pencils on the edge of this bucket if the cat will knock them off like she does when I put them on the table?  

Oh, cool, she does! She's so funny.

 

Gear shift knob. What does the gear shift knob in an E30 M3 look like anyway?  ::opens Pinterest:: ::opens Google Image Search:: Oh, it's got M stripes on it, cool. 

::posts photo to auto forum::

::starts discussion about stick shift knob shapes::

::remembers ten minutes later that I'm supposed to be writing::

Sigh.