Things You may Not Do In a Classroom:
Eat while lessons are being read.
Act out the story, complete with barking.
Stand on head during the exciting bits.
Study multiplication and classification with crochet hooks.
Practice handwriting in your undies while wearing cat-ears.
Do your reading with your horses. In your wellingtons.
Eat your super-saturated sugar solution.
Learn from textbooks several grades above your current grade level.
Study black holes for an entire school year.
Act out the story, complete with barking.
Stand on head during the exciting bits.
Study multiplication and classification with crochet hooks.
Practice handwriting in your undies while wearing cat-ears.
Do your reading with your horses. In your wellingtons.
Eat your super-saturated sugar solution.
Learn from textbooks several grades above your current grade level.
Study black holes for an entire school year.
Side Benefits of Homeschooling:
You always have the option to ditch school for days in a row when the weather's nice.
You can stay inside in our PJ's with hot chocolate when it's -10 degrees outside.
Unrestricted use of construction paper and scotch tape.
Imaginary brother "Tom" doesn't get beat up on the playground.
You can learn what you want, when you want, and you don't have to wait until you get home from school to do it.
Nobody pulls down your shorts in gym class.
Have you got any to add to the list?
No one makes fun of you when you ralph all over your perfect spelling test.
Posted by: Joy | 18 May 2009 at 06:45 PM
1.Your mom doesn't have to come up with costumes for the spring play.
Does that count?
Posted by: Tressa | 18 May 2009 at 11:28 PM